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Clinton Infidelity Jokes
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Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic?
A: Only 1600 people went down on the Titanic.
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Did you hear about the new book about the Clinton? It's called "All the President's Women".
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There's a new official song which will be played whenever Clinton enters the room: "Hail To The Cheat".
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A new ABC poll asked 1,000 women if they would have sex with Clinton.
70% said, "Never again." (Submitted by S. Baker)
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What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
A dead girl friend. (Oooo...it's getting nasty now.)
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Most people are concerned about getting AIDS from sex. Clinton is concerned about getting sex from aids. (Submitted by Imortal)
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We've all been aware that Clinton plays the saxophone, but apparently he also plays the whoremonica. (Submitted in this particular form by Laura)
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Why does Clinton wear boxer shorts?
To keep his ankles warm. (Had to post this one because it's been submitted about 150 times in various forms.)
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If Monica would have kept her mouth shut, she wouldn't be in this mess! (Submitted by Robin Walton)
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What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common?
They were both upset when Bill finished first! (Submitted by Wes)
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Why was it so difficult to determine that the DNA on the dress was Bill Clinton's?
Because everyone in Arkansas has the same DNA.
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What did they find in Monica Lewinsky's pocket?
A wad of Bill's.
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Have you heard about Monica Lewinsky's new book? It's called "I Had the Best Job in the World--And Then I Blew it."
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Are you aware of the similarities between Clinton's relationships with Gennifer Flowers and Monica Lewinsky? Close..but no cigar.
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A Marine, on his way home from the Pentagon was stuck in traffic which was much worse than usual. Noticing a policeman walking among the stalled cars, he asked, "Officer, what's the holdup?"
The policeman says: "The president is so depressed about being impeached that he stopped his motorcade, and he is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him, and he doesn't have the $33.5 million he owes his lawyers. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."
"Oh, really?" the Marine says. "How much have you collected so far?"
"So far only 18 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."
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